Chidi Anagonye for Constable

While alive, Chidi taught Ethics and Moral Philosophy at St. John's University. Unfortunately, Chidi died before publishing his 3,500 page treatise on Ethics, but the work has been called "utterly unengaging" and "totally incomprehensible" by those who have read it. It has been called "lovely" and "great job" by those who promised to read it but never did.

Chidi once told a white lie about some red cowboy boots. Almost ruined his life...

Hate it when politicians flip-flop? Don't worry, Chidi will never flip-flop! This is actually rather easy for Chidi, because he never makes decisions. Each decision involves a massive amount of moral and ethical deliberation, and while Chidi will happily provide you with a report on the pros, cons, and moral dilemmas involved in any large or small choice, he actually avoids making decisions at all costs!